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13 апреля, 08:44

Какие из английских шуток основаны на

омофонах? Обведи две буквы

выбранных ответов.

А. Question: Which letter is always trying to find

reasons? Answer: "y".

Б. - Your roof must be leaking. Does it always leak?

- No, only when it rains.

В. Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the

other: "Are you worried about Mad Cow Disease?"

The other one says: "No, It doesn't worry me, I'm a

horse!"

Г. A: Why are all those people running?

B: They are running a race to get a cup.

A: Who will get the cup?

B: The person who wins.

A: Then why are all the others running?

Д. Question: What do you call a witch at the

beach? Answer: A sandwich.