Какую сказку можно сочинить на английском

There were two thieves. One says: - It is difficult to me, thief, live! But the second did not agree: - But I can easily live. Cause enough - and I have just enough ... Here, - he says - will go to the Cathedral of the Bishop. Let's bet if You say - "six toes," and I - "five". And if a hundred rubles bail us ... And there do not yawn! They went and started on the road to the cathedral. That thief that boast easy life, said: - Bishop Goes! I drove stroller. The thief got to his knees. The bishop looked at him, stopped the carriage. The thief says: - His Grace! Here I am with the merchant (Show comrade) argued for a hundred rubles. If my truth, I turn back your hundred rubles back and it'll take a hundred rubles, and if it is true - it will take. He says - "six toes," and I - "five". The bishop did not have long thought, he says: - You win! I have five toes! - Allow me, O Lord, are counted with him. - And you can, you can ... The thief pulled the boots from his feet bishops and counts: - One, two, three, four, five ... My prize! The second thief grabbed the other boot. - And there are six - he says - and shoot it! I pulled off the other boot: - One, two, three, four, five ... You win! And the boots to run! Bishop gallop with strollers in stocking feet so the dirt. But do thieves surge?!