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Once upon a time two gnomes were living in the forest in their fortress. Everyday they had fun and played holegame. But one time gnomes come to the leather club but there was a bad witch she told them " Hey buddies, I think you've got the wrong door, the leather club's two blocks down. " but they were totaly sure about club's location because of that they told "Fayk you". She made them into a frogs and told " Oh, Fayk you leather mans. Maybe you and I should settle it right here on the ring if you think your so tough. " and run away. Today on the lake you can see two frogs. They are jumping around and trying to find leather club but they cant.