Анекдоты про спорт на английском

- Doctor, I followed your advice and began to play table tennis. - Excellent! What are the results? - Minus 1.5 kg per week! - Little! Very little! I'd go for 1 kg a day! - Can't be?! How?! - I play one. I have six months to go to the gym, and my girlfriend feels under my protection, because if we're attacked by hooligans, I can sit down 3 sets of 12 reps.

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